Ok, I've been tagged by the lovely hat-obsessed ~gruenewalken. To ensure that I don't cheat an independent panel of chimps are standing behind me with bananas at the ready.
Please find 20 useless facts about me below.

1. I can quite happily sleep for 18 hours( without the help of alcohol) and quite often do so.
2. I've never broken a bone
3. I've never broken someone elses bones
4. I play the clarinet and the sax (Tenor)
5. I was once awarded a dipstick (from a 1920's car) for preventing the General Manager for IBM Region North from getting into his own lecture theater.
6. I don't like tomato in my sandwitches
7. I have always wanted to backpack around India
8. I don't smoke
9. I pile stuff on my bed and sleep under it rather than tidy it away
10. I read at night in bed rather than in the day
11. I have had my name changed (surname)
12. My eyes are grey
13. My taste in women is completely unpredictable, I have no 'type'
14. My drinking habits include oaky red wime, dry white chardonnay, Guinness and strange single malt whiskeys
15. I can read music faster than I can read text
16. I grew up in the country, a mile from the nearest neighbour
17. I've crashed my car twice but only one time was my fault, I was stiched up for the other one (bastards)
18. I can touch type but don't cos I'm too slow (or lazy)
19. I'm best known throughout my extended friend group for spectacularly throwing up two bottles of red wine and a potato-based starter in a restraunt while on an induction course. I made it to the bathroom with minus two seconds to spare

And I'm spent.

Now for the tagging raffle...
First prize goes to..... Rock-royalty. You win the right to post 20 random facts about yourself!
Runner up prizes go to
Koshii
psymann
and
sadcat
You get to write 20 facts too!!


First one to post wins an all expenses paid trip to wherever they happen to be at the time!

S